Things I Missed

Things I missed while snorkling in the the Gulf of Mexico.

Rand Knight pays almost as much for his haircuts as I do.

Keith Gross hangs on but the grim reaper is near. And the crowd goes...on snoozing.

Despite the departure of Three Way, Dekalb refuses exclusion from the weird with the Chris Huttman/Cecilia Hailey hatefest. Thanks to Hailey, I now have an image of Chris in a red dress stuck in my head.

And not wanting to be left out, the Republicans started their own fray.

Local TV news is still the best entertainment in town. In a can't stop watching a train wreck kinda way.

And finally, as I lazed in the warm Gulf waters, worried harpoons might start flying at my pale white belly, I realized I completely forgot about the Statesboro Herald Senate Debate. Well, none of you went either so pbffttttt! (Flack did watch it on the intertubes though)

Now, y'all come back Monday for the 100% guaranteed (we just ain't sayin' what we guantee) griftdrift endorsements.

Until then, there's stupiding to do.