Thursday, December 21, 2006

Porn. We Need More Porn.

So here what really puzzles me. These days they actually announce when they are going to bust criminals? Well sort of I suppose.

Apparently, the Love Shack (a local distributor of dildos and vibrators ) is being shut down by the Fulton County police at 3:00 this afternoon. Since I have some last minute christmas shopping needs, I think I'll swing by and see if I can get some pictures of the boys and girls in blue toting some foot longs.

h/t: Grabbingsand

UPDATE: It took exactly two seconds for me to get hit by a search bot with someone keywording porn. And you people deny the internets are made of tubes!

UPDATE II: Google Maps hates conservative suburb newbie cities. I tried to get directions to the Lurv Shack and got the following response: We could not understand the location johns creek, ga. HAH! You people aren't cool enough for a porn shop! I will not be deterred!

5 comments:

Sara said...

Wait, who's getting a vibrator for Christmas?

Lauren Shankman said...

We often drive past the billboards for said establishment on 141 up to my parent's house. My girls often take a look at the girl with the long curly blond hair (the usual look) and for whatever reason think that she is a certain friend of ours (Heather K.). It cracks me up!

Amber said...

"We need more porn."

I can't tell you how many times I've said that to Rusty over the past few weeks.

We'll finally have time for porn next week. These 12-hour work weeks have really been getting in the way of things.

Good like mingling with the dirty hypocrites in North Fulton.

Sara said...

We all need more porn in our lives.

lazermike said...

It is Heather.

Forecast calls for scattered panties.