Turtled

I think I blew my rethorical wad for the day with that last one, so why not a little dark humor?

A graduate student from the University of Central Florida is missing after
he was pulled underwater by a large sea turtle, according to Local 6 News.

I really try to not laugh at tragedy but come on!

As always I find the latest twisted news at Reality Sucks. (Warning. Humor at that site is both adult and childish at the same time.)