Enough seriousness for one day. Here's some video from a Mobile, Al newscast discussing the apparent discovery of a leprechaun.
I honestly don't know whether to laugh or to cry. I leave you to determine your personal emotion quotient.
Thanks to the kids at Reality Sucks for digging this one up.
griftdrift disclaimer: Reality Sucks can get a little saucy at times. Careful with cruising there if the kids or the boss is present. You've been warned!