Tuesday, January 09, 2007

The Porn Wars: The End?


Once again all is quiet in Johns Creek.

DVD players are probably humming. Lube is probably sliding. Cakes may be are baking in Penis Cake Pans.

The story of the Johns Creek Love shack seems to have quietly sank beneath the wake of the Sugarloaf prostitution ring.

For now the store is open and the elders of the new city have taken no new action. Last reports are Johns Creek Mayor Mike Bodker is meeting with attorneys to formulate a new strategy. My personal feeling is starting a new city is complicated and the powers that be have bigger fish to fry. Fish like police, fire protection and garbage collection. Items that unlike a rather innocuous porn store affect the every day lives of citizens.

So possibly the story ends. At least it does for me. Unless the winds of indigination restart the brush fire, I am leaving the story behind. I appreciate all the feedback provided and look for more stories of this nature in the future.

A denouement. Some have inquired why I have not told the Johns Creek side of the story. The simple answer is I tried. I emailed Mike Bodker several days ago offering him or his spokesman a chance to comment on previous entries or participate in an interview with the same ground rules provided to Mr. Cornetta. So far, silence. If the government of Johns Creek changes its mind, I'll be here. Waiting to tell their perspective.

In the meantime, the Georgia Legislature is in session. The Florida Legislature is about to enter session. And we are bombing the hell out of Somalia. In the griftdrift world, porn goes back into the drawer. Waiting for the day we once again need a little stimulation.

2 comments:

Fearless Leader said...

Bodker's been busy. You know, doing stuff. Like writing his New Year's message.

Amber Rhea said...

Aw shucks. Ain't that sweet.

"we will not always be able to give you the answer you desire" ... my heart bleeds.