As I scrolled down seeing Cynthia McKinney at #7 my heart fluttered.
But when I got to number 1? I swear I ripped off all my clothes, smothered myself in paint, lit a bonfire and danced a pagan dance.
Katherine Harris: #1 Dumbest Congressmen according to radaronline.
If dumb Congress members were the X-Men, Harris would be their Wolverine—a mutant possessing fearsome skills, the product of a demented government experiment gone horribly wrong.
Damn! I wish I wrote that!
Edited to add: I have to also add this line about Rep. Don "Bridge To Nowhere" Young because it made me spit all over my monitor. Not the figurative spitting that most people talk about but literally great gobs of spit all over my monitor. I'm now off to get handi-wipes.
Just look at all the wasteful things the federal government does with taxpayers' money, he tells them. "The National Endowment for the Arts, for example, funds art involving people doing offensive things ... things that are absolutely ridiculous." One student asks, "Like what?" "Buttf*cking," replies the great scourge of obscenity and instructor of youth.
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