Thursday, June 21, 2007

More Hometown News

I promise my hometown really isn't so weird. Okay, it's a small southern town, so it is pretty weird.

Police recently tasered a man in the Wal-Mart. Note the address.
A Moultrie man was apprehended Monday afternoon after he was allegedly seen knocking items off shelves at Wal-Mart then was uncooperative with officers...Johnny Lee Collins Jr., 33, of 180 Trailer Park Road, was charged Monday with obstruction and disorderly conduct.

Feel free to hum the banjo tune from "Deliverance" with just a hint of Caribbean backbeat while reading the story.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you can get your hands on it, I highly recommend checking out the Canadian show “Trailer Park Boys”, which has sadly not caught on down here. It’s sort of like COPS, but from the point of view of the people that are usually getting arrested. If nothing else it shows that trailer park dwellers from Nova Scotia share a lot in common with their southern (and Southern) brethren.