Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Thanksgiving: The Scorecard

I'm back. Sort of. Back at the library. Regular blogging will return sometime tomorrow.

In the meantime, here is how I scored my own Thanksgiving:

griftdrift vs. traffic: The new Eagles Landing interchange should be blowed up. Grade: B-

griftdrift vs. doves - 4 doves / 2 boxes of shells. Grade: D

griftdrift vs the deer - 0 deer / 1 new stand. Grade: D-

griftdrift vs the turkey - Smoked turkey equal delicious. Waistline equal larger. Grade: B-

griftdrift vs the internet jones - Only checked internet via phone once per day. Grade: A-

griftdrift vs the family - No one was shot. Grade: A+

How was your holiday?


Lauren Shankman said...

Welcome back! I recently chronicled our very busy, happy Thankgiving actually. And personally I'm glad no deer died. Although you coudl take care of some of the ones that run out on the road by my parents house (nightmare!)

Grayson: Atlanta, GA said...

Dick Cheney was absent from the family hunt again this year, so all safe in S.C. But be real careful here in the ATL. You see any APD, drop quick. With hands in air. And pray that'll help, else annoying preachers you probably can't stand will be capitalizing on your untimely demise. Or at least an opportunistic blogger or two! Welcome back.

Blackjackk said...

Way to kill 4 Birds of Peace!

griftdrift said...

If I said pigeons would it make you feel better?

Blackjackk said...

Rats with wings. I feel much better now.