Wednesday, October 25, 2006

It's Quiet

Nothing is going on. Well there's the fruforal over Rush Limbaugh picking on sick people but other than that not much is happening.

I've resorted to comtemplating in a taoist manner my love of egg noodles.

So I give you the It's Good To Be Dead List.

Last Year's "Earnings" For The Following People:

1. Kurt Cobain, $50 million
2. Elvis Presley, $42 million
3. Charles Schulz (Peanuts creator), $35 million
4. John Lennon, $24 million
5. Albert Einstein, $20 million
6. Andy Warhol, $19 million
7. Theodor Geisel (Dr. Seuss), $10 million
8. Ray Charles, $10 million
9. Marilyn Monroe, $8 million
10. Johnny Cash, $8 million
11. J.R.R. Tolkien (Lord of the Rings author), $7 million
12. George Harrison (Beatles member), $7 million
13. Bob Marley (rasta rocker), $7 million

Is anyone else shocked that Kurt Cobain is number one? Not to knock ol' dead Kurt, I was a big fan, but really? How are they making that much money? Are there a billion "authorized" compilations out there that I don't know about? Is Courtney just rolling naked on piles of money?

Can someone please do something? Life is not just getting weird, it's on shrooms.


Blackjackk said...

I'm kind of surprised Tupac isn't on the list as his mom has been parcelling out that treasure trove of unreleased material for years now.

But Cobain, yeah I'm shocked he's on the top of the list.

Grayson: Atlanta, GA said...

Eat more 'shrooms is the obvious take away here.

Cynthia said...

Curt only knocked Elvis off the list this year because Courtney Love sold her stake in his recordings for $50,000,000.

Look for Elvis to be #1 again next year.

Steve said...

Thanks for the image of Courtney rolling naked on a pile of money. I just puked all over my monitor and keyboard. Just thanks.

griftdrift said...

I do what I can