Friday, May 05, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Goss Resignation Linked To Hookers

The Top 10 Reasons Porter Goss' Resignation Must Be Linked To Hookers.

10. Approaching Wilbur Mills birthday.

9. Bill O'Reilly strangely quiet

8. Friday is sexy scandal day. Monday is boring bribery day.

7. Defense contractors are fond of painted ladies.

6. General misunderstanding of the term "tap"

5. With an assistant named Dusty, is there really any question?

4. NSA only listens. CIA is all about action, baby!

3. Democrat conspiracy to distract from drug-addled Patrick Kennedy

2. Cinco de Mayo means White House Press Corps already too drunk to cover story.

And the number 1 reason Porter Goss' resignation must be tied to hookers is....

1. It's Washington. Only consituents get screwed for free.

Joining the Outside The Beltway traffic jam. Lord, what a friday.

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