Friday, September 01, 2006

Good Sport Award Of The Day

Good for Kyra Philips.

For anyone living under a rock, she was the CNN anchor with the live mic as she went potty resulting in some casual comments about certain family members being broadcast on top of a live Bush speech.

Last night, she appeared on David Letterman to deliver the Top Ten.

Top Ten Kyra Phillips Excuses Presented by CNN Anchor Kyra Phillips

10. "Still haven't mastered complicated On/Off switch."
9. "Larry King told me he does this all the time."
8. "How was I supposed to know we had a reporter embedded in the bathroom?"
7. "I honestly never knew this sort of thing was frowned upon."
6. "Couldn't resist chance to win $10,000 on 'America's Funniest Home Videos.'"
5. "I was set up by those bastards at Fox News."
4. "Oh, like YOU'VE never gone to the bathroom and had it broadcast on national television!"
3. "I just wanted that hunky Lou Dobbs to notice me."
2. "OK, so I was drunk and couldn't think straight."
1. "You have to admit, it made the speech a lot more interesting."

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