As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," Santorum said, describing the tool the evil Lord Sauron used in search of the magical ring that would consolidate his power over Middle Earth. "It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S.," Santorum continued. "You now what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States.
Methinks it's time for a cleansing in the Shire.
Via: Hit and Run
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Apparently, the Foley scandal does involve santorum. It is all adult santorum, though.
He'll be quoting Led Zep's Ramble On next to pull in the stoner vote.
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