Monday, October 20, 2008

My Morning Wonky

No Wooten this morning. As I expected, today's screed is a lame defense of the paper tiger known as "Joe The Plumber". Oh woe is me! People are saying harsh things about a man enjoying his fifteen minutes of fame. Thank goodness we have the paragon of social grace called Jim Wooten to keep us from falling in an abyss of crass. Jim would never resort to meaness.
When my band of right-wingers take over, women who weigh more than Rosie O’Donnell will not be allowed to wear miniskirts outside the bedroom. Some things should not be seen in public.

Enough of that. On to better things.

We're about to get wonky. Over the next week or so, we're going to cover the upcoming election with me providing the jumping off point. We're going to discuss the amendments, the Court of Appeals, House districts 81 and 82, the 8th Congressional district, the Senate race and of course the big one.

My point of view on all will be filtered through my personal political philosophy. Feel free to share your own.


Amber Rhea said...

We're about to get wonky.

Are you using the royal we??

griftdrift said...

Nah. That would be like griftdrift talking about griftdrift in the third person. That's never good. ;-)

Actually I'm hoping to spur some conversation in our little community.

rptrcub said...

If Wooten's band of wingnuts ever takes over, I'm rounding up a posse of gun-totin' gays to set up camp across Marietta Street from the bastards.